Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER
AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT
IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
*THUNK*
i love it so much every time i see it
“ugh stupid gravity”
IM FUXKING CSHAKING
I haven’t seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this
Bless, this is absolutely amazing
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Neil, Douglas, David and Michael devised a gesture system for miracles - Aziraphale pulls power downwards, Crowley pulls power upwards.
Similarly Aziraphale’s wings are pulled down and Crowley’s are pulled up.
he;lp this is too beautiful
I am infinitely charmed, amused, and inspired by the fact that The Shape Of Water is the Creature From the Black Lagoon fixit fanfic Guillermo del Toro has been writing in his head since he was six years old.
Oh, it’s not just a fix-it fanfic. The Shape of Water, critically acclaimed and award-winning art film by critically acclaimed filmmaker Guillermo del Toro, is a Cold War AU fix-it fanfic, featuring del Toro’s OCs. And that is beautiful.
(via flashandtheholograms)
DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY
I can back this up. It isn’t only their shelters.
I have a family friend who worked at our local Salvation Army headquarters as a a secretary. This particular office took all the Christmas donations for children in need, put them in a warehouse, and on a designated day the staff and their friends picked through them all, taking whatever they wanted. She saw people hauling away bikes donated for specific families. Some local children had hundreds of dollars of gifts donated in their name, and on Christmas they received three cheap things, items likely not even from the person who sponsored them.
My friend quit, and I’ve not given them a dime of my money since then.
Do not give to the Salvation Army.
Do Not. Give. To. Salvation. Army
My turn.
I’m a wildfire and disaster logistics specialist.
I deal with a lot of agencies who provide disaster relief.
I used to say the Salvation Army’s disaster services were the one (literally the ONE) good thing they did.
They would come in, set up a canteen trailer, make and pass out hot coffee and donated food in a disaster, usually being one of the first agencies to get there and the last to leave.
Then I found out.
Every time they did this, regardless of if they were actually invited or deployed by the agency in charge (usually FEMA, sometimes others) they would SELF-DEPLOY. Meanjng they would just show up. Ok. That’s not TOO bad, sometimes agencies have to take initiative and get there before the red tape is sorted out. BUT. They, after they left at the end of the incident, they would send FEMA or the host agency a BILL. They used one or two paid employees (usually the driver of the truck and a supervisor); and many VOLUNTEERS, but they would bill for EVERYONE’s Labor at standard federal rates. They would bill for the food they distributed even though it was all donated by another agency or private parties. They would bill for the coffee they made and the supplies. Except they would use electricity from the shelter location, water from donations or from the shelter, and in many cases, they would get the coffee and industrial filters DONATED, but bill for them at retail prices.
Don’t FUCKING give to the Salvation Army.
(via youkaiyume)
oddly, i can’t help but think this would go great as a fixture on the patio/side of a tiny house
(Source: vintag.es)
“I’ve always felt quite genderless. Which is odd, because I have big boobs.” - Hayley Atwell
(via talkingcinemalight)
Good Types of Tropes For H/C
- No Pain Killers Available
- Gotta Stay Quiet To Avoid Discovery
- Feverish Delirium And Mumbling
- Cowboy Medicine: Whiskey Internally & Externally Applied
- Huddling For Warmth
- Desperate Hand-Holding
- “Breathe, Just Breathe”
- Protectively Cradling A Broken Arm
- The Word ‘Winced’
- Whimpering
- “Easy, Easy There”
- Being Carried; Bridal, Fireman’s, Two-Person, Doesn’t Matter- Being Carried
- Coughing, or, God-Forbid, Sneezing, With Broken Ribs
- Fainting
- Waking Up Not Knowing Where They Are
- Animal Attack
- DIY Bullet-Removal
- Field-Medicine in General
- Blankets/Shirt Collar Shifting Just Enough To Have Bandages Peeking Out
- Gentle Shushing
- Needing Help To Drink From A Glass
- Brushing Hair From Brow
- Collapsing Off Of Horse
- Dramatic Irony Injury Reveal (Audience Knows About It But Other Characters Do Not)
- Frantically Feeling For Breath Or Pulse
(feel free to add on!)
- “…you stayed?” “Of course I did.”
-The comforting one watching the hurt one sleep and feeling incredibly ~fond~
-The hurt one waking up to see the comforting one asleep near them and feeling incredibly ~fond~
I feel called out. …Also you forgot a few important ones:
- otherwise stoic character flinching, either because they’re so out of it or the pain is Just That Bad
- the injured person having to walk their comforter through giving them stitches
- the hurt one suddenly losing their balance/too weak to stand and the comforting one is right there to catch them
- character gently cupping someone’s cheek while they’re asleep/unconscious and the hurt one turns their face into their hand
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US climate with equivalent cities from around the world.
This is the greatest map I have ever seen. I want an interactive version where you can click on any city in the world and get a pop-up list of all the climate-equivalent cities.
so it turns out this exists and it makes a fine rabbit hole for passing the time during a conference call
(Source: reddit.com, via akireyta)

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